where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Randomize
