I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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