im gay
i know
yea but for you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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