How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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