The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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