Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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