He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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