and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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