Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
