We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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