I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
