Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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