I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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