I didn't shave. On purpose
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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