I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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