he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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