He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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