i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
