just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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