She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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