Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Never underestimate the power of titties
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