Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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