READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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