I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And then my night got REAL pukey
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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