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I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking

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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

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(631): View more from New York

Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(240): View more from Maryland

I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(845): View more from New York

Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.

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(631): View more from New York

We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.

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(909): View more from California

I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend

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