i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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