she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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