Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
This is my gift to your gina
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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