If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
