I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
smell my finger.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Green mimosas i think yes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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