he thought i was a dude.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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