He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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