Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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