I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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