Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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