I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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