Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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