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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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