the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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