My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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