the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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