I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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