What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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