I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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