Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
