I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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