More tranny stories later!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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