No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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