how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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