I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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